There are circumstances that could put Nancy Pelosi in the Oval Office, but they’re remote. But even so, one would think the Pelosi household would be better protected. I heard they’re wealthy, (NYT says Mr. P got a DUI in his Porsche 911 and they start at $100k) so maybe the platinum tier of SimpliSafe is within their means. I hope he recovers fully—they say he will, but 80+ and worked over with a hammer? There’s only so much a guy can take. Get well, Mr. P—enjoy that whale tail some more on those North California twisties. And a good wine, after.
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