Nanci Griffith & Gillian Welch: two voices missed. Merit badge memories, books, November seed art, the Great American Drive-in, The Bee Man, more…

Out of uniform

My sash had maybe 3 badges. One was woodworking as I recall…

As a Tulsa Boy Scout I wore the shirt to meetings but with jeans, loafers, no sash with merit badges as I had earned only a few. The kid who showed up in pressed BSA mufti head to toe was the scoutmaster’s son. He had a full sash of merit badges, and was probably working on another.

We underachievers (a small but fierce group) clung to an independence that, had there been a brig or stockade (and the scoutmaster would have been fully onboard for such) we’d have been in it, bread and water status.

When I figured out my folks wouldn’t notice if I just stopped attending, I…stopped attending. But before this happened, we were subjected to a 20-mile hike. I showed up in PF Fliers and jeans. 

20-mile hike-wear for the disaffected Boy Scout…

The SM called me out, pointed at my worn sneakers and said “He won’t make it five miles.” He lifted one of his rather new-looking, mirror-polished mil-spec combat boots and made some remarks about readiness in the field. “Hut two thrip foah” started our hike, but that dropped off quickly. I had expected cadence count (You had a good home and you left, you’re right) sound-off militarism, but that didn’t happen.

What did happen is, at the 12-mile mark, I plodded on past the hapless scoutmaster, who was sitting off the roadway, boots and socks off, angry blisters on his heels. He was whisked away by a checkup vehicle. I made the 20 with my underachieving pals in our sneakers, and we were picked up by designated parents and hauled home. No adverse effects on the feet of the out-of-uniform group. End of tale.

 

The Bitter Southerner has a Tsundoku shirt

And now I know what it means.

Short version: Japanese for stockpiling books TBR but maybe not reading them.

Not right away, sometimes not ever.

I’m a Tsundoku-ist and the fact there’s a shirt about it means I’m not the only one. How about you? Hey, if the shirt fits.

Back to The Bitter Southerner—it’s a site worth exploring, and their magazine is pretty nice, too (latest cover, left). Both are well-written and art directed.

And they own up to a duality/darker southern history while trying to make things better.

Take a look. (Link)

 

What does this photo say to you?

Drive-ins were a rite of passage back in the 50s. This one is obviously in L.A. or somewhere in S. Cal. but the big screen says something to many of us, wherever we live.

The ones that are still up are background to swap meets and weekend sales but some of those still show movies and, once you’re settled in your car, speaker on the windowsill, tub of popcorn, Cokes, maybe a beer or two, the giant faces appear and the night closes around you. Only the headlights of a late arrival and subsequent horn-honks interrupted this peculiar magic some of us grew up with.

My KC favorite, The Boulevard Drive In, still going strong and showing good flicks, too…

Just so you know, we thought the “Let’s all go to the snack bar” (Link) cartoons were corny even back then. We sang them and snickered on the way to the concession stand.

And sometimes we forgot the speaker was on the door and drove off, popping the cord, and taking it with us. It was an honest mistake as it could damage the car door and who needs that?

And, they say, some kids snuck into the movies free, by hiding in the trunk, while the driver and a friend played nonchalant and paid for two. They say.



This screenshot is static—to see video click on link in text below. The hives are alive with the sound of honey…


  Putting the Bee back in Britain

This buzz-worthy video speaks for itself as do the actions of its subject, true beeliever, Matt Somerville. His mission to save and house the busy pollinators in a more natural fashion that suits the bees’ needs, is working wonders. Maybe some of his bee huts will spring up in the USA. It’s not just a hobby; for him it’s a life’s work. (Link) Had I seen this in my younger days, a couple of these might have cropped up at Wise Acres. Pass it on for the bees, please.





Seed art

It’s here because I liked it a lot. So did my silversmith better half; she uses such gifts of nature as inspiration and it shows up as earrings and pendants. Pretty Novemberish, too. These intricate sculptures are captured by photographer Levon Biss in close-ups and well worth a look here at Moss & Fog, so drop in and see more at this (Link).



Books; McGuane, HST’s kid, and Mary Oliver

Tsundoku aside, I’ve read the McGuane and the Thompson, Oliver next on the TBR stack…

It’s an occasion for me when a Thomas McGuane book hits the market. A Wooded Shore seemed familiar, as I had read three of the stories in The New Yorker but I always re-read this guy anyway.The word for him is inimitable. Dark and funny. (Link)

Then, Hunter Thompson’s son, Juan, has a toddler-to-teen-to-grown-up perspective on the icon in Stories I Tell Myself; hard to read sometimes, but what did I think? That a drug-addled alcoholic genius would raise a kid normally? Sad, yet with an overtone of parent/child resolution. (Link)

Pulitzer-winning poet Mary Oliver’s Devotions is a compendium of over 50 years’ worth of her poetry; (Link) I ordered this book after devouring her bestselling A Thousand Mornings, (Link) a much slimmer book, also recommended. In fact, I suggest starting with the latter, if not familiar with her work.

 





Two ladies with haunting voices and Pentatonix (why these three?)

I miss the first two. Gillian Welch and Nanci Griffith; one always brought to mind the other.

Their music reminds me of gospel and ancient folk tunes from the hollows of Appalachia, echoes of which you hear on PBS’s WoodSongs Old Time Radio Hour. Watch it sometime if you don’t already. It’s a down home, bluegrass hour from Kentucky.

Check out the gospel song she wrote, “By The Mark”(Link)

The bluegrass grew tall when “Daddy sang bass, mama sang tenor, me and little brother would join right in there” on the front porch that electrified the air for hours with banjo, fiddle, slide guitar and harmonies that make you close your eyes to listen harder.

Gillian does a front porch thing while singing, keeping time on her own self in Six White Horses” with Dave Rawlings. (Link)

Her body-percussive moves made me think of Pentatonix and their totally a capella performances where any “music” is made either that way, or by their amazing range of voices. (Link)

Then Nanci Griffith brings her high, sweet pathos to “Lone Star State of Mind.” (Link)   

 

 

Change the law, not the clocks

A 2022 CBS News/YouGov poll found that nearly 80% of Americans supported changing the current system instead of the nation’s clocks. (Probably that many say let’s end this gov shutdown, too.) Apparently the lawmakers and politicians don’t care what Americans want. That’s the takeaway I get after years of useless clock change which has been found to be physically detrimental to the human bio-system. For what it’s worth, here’s a petition you can sign: (Link)

 

 

  And that’s that. We wish you a good November and a fine Thanksgiving. XXXOOO g-man

Chuck E Cheese, Going Crackers over a Barrel, Bubbles, Change, Music and, yes, more.



AI, Nvidia, Y2K and other wildly overhyped bubble rap.

A pope popping bubblewrap. Holy commotion, batkids…

Got this from Forbes: “Bubbles burst not because the story is completely wrong, but because around the margins the story is wrong,” says Rob Arnott, founder and chairman of California-based investment advisor Research Affiliates. “The story of the rate of growth, the time horizon of growth, is unrealistically optimistic, and the risk of competition eroding market share is underestimated.”

Pop! Then the market nosedives wildly and “corrects.”

In time. Theoretically. The theory that stock bubbles bursting can resolve themselves gradually is a bit of that whole pipedream. What about the “hard landing?” Did you know Nvidia counts for over 8% of the entire S&P 500? Whoa doggies. Didn’t they used to call it crashing when corporate jets “landed hard?” On that note, guess I won’t invest the family fortune in Nvidia. Or Crypto. Or any of those pretty bubbles in the air, floating around. Even if there was a family fortune. But you can do some pretty funny stuff with AI, BTW (Link)

 

  Anyone want to do a fashion shoot at Wise Acres?

That red clawfoot tub in the jungle, and a wash basin. Weedeater (or chainsaw) provided…

Performing Aussies…

It’s about 40 acres of pastures with stuff. Outbuildings, trees, wilderness, openness, sculptures, ramshackle structures in adjoining pastures, weathered wood, a junkyard, couple of photogenic dogs, and a red clawfoot tub in a jungle. Come on, Prada, it’s time you got outdoors. You, too, Louis V. And you, Rag and Bone, get outa the city for awhile.

Barns, loafing sheds, corrals, ponds, priced attractively. Craft services. Drones. Hey, we shot a music video out here and some of it was shown on GMA. Not bad for country.

Maybe we’ll go public and do a sculpture garden, photo-opp IPO. You reading this, Warren?

 

What’s up with Chuck E. Cheese?

Nate Bargatze has a funny routine on it; check it out first. (It’s only a minute or two. Link)

Then there’s this article on it if you’re game. (Link)  In the scheme of things, Chuck E. doesn’t mean much to me, but it sure has its cult and collectors. They’re called Chuckheads. Really.

Can you imagine private stashes of Chuck E. mummified band members in storage facilities all over the U.S.? Seems we Americans will collect just about anything.



Hey, Sally—they really really like me too…

Forget Chuck E.  The weird world went nuts when Cracker Barrel changed the logo! Now it’s back…

Jeezo capeezo, it’s not like it was a time-honored old-timey brand. Its major shareholder is BlackRock!  I cannot, just can NOT get worked up about this one, but here’s a take on it (Link)

Trump even chimed in on it. Apparently the whole spectrum of right/left woke and maga found something they can agree on. It’s a start even if it’s crackers, in my opinion.

You want great southern food, go to a great (read real) southern restaurant, one whose staff thinks BlackRock is a mountain in a national park. You can find these restaurants in Wildsam’s trip guides. (Link) And the cracker barrels are full of fresh crackers.



 The ASE “pocket book” that catapulted The Great Gatsby off the bubble to its rightful position as The Great American Novel.

Great got greater when the troops got hold of it…

This plain jane precursor to the famous postwar 25 cent “pocket books” is one of hundreds of ASE (Armed Services Editions Link) that were sent overseas in WWII to bored troops awaiting assigments. And that audience read; everything from Huckleberry Finn to The Postman Always Rings Twice. Over 1,300 ASE books included all the great authors of the time and even textbooks on subjects like electronics and mathematics.

The Great Gatsby was originally made available to troops as an action-packed crime story and possibly resulted in over a million readings.

This kicked off a postwar mission by untold numbers of English teachers in classrooms around the world to this very day to include it in high school and college courses. The Gatsby bubble is here to stay for awhile.

 

Change comes, stuff happens

 Where’s the opportunity? When automobiles replaced carriages what did carriage-makers do? Maybe some went into the auto parts business. Gas stations.

Me with my first model T and pith helmet…

Remember desktop publishing? In the eighties I knew highly skilled typesetters well because I freelanced for Uppercase Type, wrote their newsletter (which they set and distributed). It was like a blog in type. “Journalism” from my journal. People liked it.

Uppercase thought about dropping it to save money and asked if anyone minded; they did mind in large numbers, so it was continued. Right up to going out of business. Skilled typesetters were no longer needed. Change comes. The sun always rises.

I continued writing for a living. Maybe I will continue even if AI “takes over.” As it has in a lot of instances. Other writers and I should be asking “Where’s the opportunity here?” Am I a carriage-maker in a Model-T era? Change comes with opportunities. One just has to figure them out.

Don’t blame change—it’s inexorable.

Here’s a short interesting Seth’s Blog on that subject. Job Churn. (Link) Change always comes, always has. As has opportunity. And another short one titled Brittle Systems on the same subject: Change. (Link) 

 

 

Casual, cool bubbles, Dino sings.

The visual is static, so click this Link for a restful retro two minutes. My favorite Dino story is when his wife would get fed up with one of the Martin kids’ antics, she’d send him/her (one of eight children) into Dean’s study for punishment. They’d drag their feet, head down (“No, not that, anything but that!”) and enter the sacrosanct study after knocking.

Martin would tell them to sit down while he finished some calls.

The kid would get a Coke out of the office fridge and relax with a magazine. After awhile, dad Martin would look up, say “You can go.” The kid would leave, drag back past mom Martin, wiping fake tears. “Well?” mom would say. Kid would say, “It was awful. I learned my lesson.” (This bubble was burst on nationwide TV)

  That’s it.

What’s yellow and comes in bunches? School buses. Happy September! XXOOX G-man.

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Going long is for Mahomes. Sorry I got carried away again. Stop me before I write more…